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Here's a trick question for you.
What am I?
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Canadian
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An F-18 with three heads?
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Why does Canada have an air force? Is somebody going to fly away with your maple trees?
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CF-18
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How do you say "Hornet" in Quebecois?
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If it helps, there isn't a single F-18 in that picture.
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CF-18. Forward of the pilot is a searchlight for identifying aircraft intercepted at night.
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The sarcastic me wants to say something rude, but my Canadian politeness is preventing it. So I'll just say that Canada needed an airforce for many reasons, but the reason America needed a Canadian Air Force was to help protect you all from them pesky Ruskies. Also, England.
But yeah.
Our Air Force is multirole, and spends a lot of its time rehearsing SAR skills.
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First correct reply.
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I don't. Because Quebec.
I'll accept Hornet.
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first time I've been right all day...
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Correctamundo!
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Get married. You'll get used to being wrong.
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tell me about it...it's even better once you're divorced.
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So if a Canadian pilot makes a kill, is it mandatory to send the dead persons family a handwritten apology and a pair of tickets to a hockey game, or just Canadian politeness?
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CF-18,my favorite photo of one, notice faux cockpit
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Canadian pilots do not make "kills".
Canadian pilots deplane other pilots. As in, "How many did you deplane today?"
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The rapeshit?
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I get it! You are not a threat to me , and Canadian!
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Oh, Canada, Our home and native land .... Oh, Canada, We stand on guard for thee...
That's all I remember.
I love you guys. Some of my best friends are in Canada. Could not ask for a better neighbor.
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The first and third is a CF-18A, Canadian Forces designation CF-188A. The middle one, the two-seater, is a CF-18B, Canadian Forces designation CF-188B.
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I'm sorry, we already have a winner. The thoroughness of your answer, however; has prompted us to remove the title and award it to you because we're jerks...
... and apparently schizophrenic.
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Some people wouldn't say that about the 'States.
I would.
Because I'm not a jerk, I'm Canadian, and I remember that history goes back more than just the last few Presidents. Do you know how I feel about America? I feel like America is my sister when she was in an abusive, unhealthy relationship. The difference being that, when it was my sister, I could do something about it. I love my sister. I love America. I just wish you could get out of this abusive relationship.
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It's actually a Fight Club reference.
A reference to a dildo, actually.
But I like your take.
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Isn't it technically a CF-18E, or something like that?
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